Bizarre Headlines

vicnytn3[1]Here are some actual headlines from US newspapers which had readers chuckling or scratching their head as a result of an unfortunate choice of words –

“New study of obesity looks for larger test group”
“Red tape holds up new bridge”
“Typhoon rips through cemetery – hundreds dead”
“Kids make nutritious snacks”
“Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors”
“Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say”
“Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers”
“Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over”
“If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while”
“Sex education delayed, teachers request training”
“British union finds dwarfs in short supply”
“Drunks get nine months in violin case”
“Antique stripper to demonstrate wares at store”
“Sewage spill kills fish, but water safe to drink”
“War dims hope for peace”
“Iraqi head seeks arms”
“Local high school dropouts cut in half”

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